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奀二爺的夢囈
日期:2016/03/16 12:20
留言者:小奀子
網頁:http://小奀子.com/



有那麼一種人,只以自己的想法為道理。
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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1813 )
日期:2007/03/14 00:03
留言者:富貴花

茂利件披咁踏水…想唔做富貴花都幾難囉…… (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1814 )
日期:2007/03/15 14:06
留言者:小奀子

佢只係做 o左人地老婆呢個職位八年, 已經有咁多嘮叨, 妳地做 o左斷估唔止八年......... (表情19)

一個老婆的八年心得

  1.結婚前要看準產品的特性,不是看他的相貌權勢地位,而是性情。萬一沒看準,也不能輕易退貨,需要你自己在生活的過程中不斷清洗,擦拭,修理。
  
  2.不要相信“情人眼裡出西施”的話,而要相信“老婆永遠是別人的好”,這是亙古不變的名言,別妄想在你身上出現奇跡。
  
  3.不要以為你給他生了孩子,你們的婚姻就更穩固了,那是他厭倦煩瑣家庭生活的開始。
  
  4.別再回想戀愛的時候他信誓旦旦地說一定拿你當公主捧著的話。你要明白,你的崗位是保姆、廚娘。你的工作除了做飯照顧孩子拖地板,還有洗不完的臭襪子。
  
  5.別埋怨他永遠記不住你穿的衣服鞋子的尺寸和號碼。如果他買的尺寸肥了你就說是你瘦了,尺寸小了你就說自己胖了,實在不行就說服裝廠貼錯了號碼。
  
  6.永遠別在他的同事和朋友面前讓他下不來台,哪怕你恨的咬牙切齒,也要笑的面如桃花,小鳥依人。
  
  7.當他心情鬱悶的時候,你千萬別試圖讓他用語言表達出來。有些話男人不想說,而更喜歡肢體語言,你只需給他一個溫柔的擁抱或無言的親吻,甚至,一次瘋狂。
  
  8.適度的依戀。男人喜歡你適當的依賴他,以滿足他大男人的虛榮,別試圖你自己什麼事情都要比他優秀比他有能力,也許他佩服你怕你,但,不喜歡你。又不能過度的依賴,他不會喜歡一輩子帶著一個長不大的拖油瓶。戀他如父,愛他如子,尊他如兄,親他如弟。
  
  9.千萬別問他:“你還愛我嗎?”這樣的話,他會把你送到瘋人院。
  
  10.不要把怨氣帶到床上,千萬不要試圖在床上懲罰男人。
  
  11.不要在他清醒的時候跟他打架,你打不過他。實在氣憤,就趁他睡的正香的時候照著他皮厚的地方狠狠掐一把!就算他被掐疼了也只會翻個身接著睡,萬一醒了,你可以裝的若無其事。N分鐘以後,此動作重復一次。直到你解氣為止。
  
  12.不要把家庭當成你的整個世界。當你只顧節儉操勞而變成黃臉婆的時候,那個男人只會厭倦,感激永遠不能成為愛情。家裡的世界很無奈,外面的世界很精彩。
  
  13.一定要有自己的愛好,個性和尊嚴。有你自己的精神空間,當他不在的時候,你也自得其樂,生活的豐富多採。
  
  14.不要試圖在現實中找異性知己,除非你不在乎老公的醋性大發暴跳如雷,也不在乎世俗的眼光。想傾訴的話,來網絡裡。
  
  15.不要上網一直到深夜,除非你老公深夜不歸。否則他會揪住你耳朵拎你小辮子,甚至切斷電源拔掉網線。
  
  16.不要妄想網上那個懂你的男人一定比你老公好,而心血來潮真的想嫁給他,他會嚇跑。即使不跑,一旦走向現實,女人變成了蚊子血,男人成了飯粒漬。重復又一輪的平淡和厭倦。網絡裡的情感既然是邊緣情感,就讓它存在于網絡的邊緣,而不能鳩佔雀巢越俎代庖。
  
  17.不要試圖象我這樣寫心得,即使浮沉,你也平心靜氣,巋然安然,該幹嘛幹嘛。

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1815 )
日期:2007/03/18 13:03
留言者:麻瓜朱

(拍掌) (拍掌) (拍掌) (拍掌) (拍掌) (拍掌)

小奀子﹐好o野﹐真係叻仔﹐咁都俾你摷到出唻﹐重咁精彩添 (拍掌) (拍掌)
不過咁﹐呢位女仕真係聰明﹐好聰明添 (大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1816 )
日期:2007/03/18 14:16
留言者:老三

(大笑) (大笑) (大笑)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1817 )
日期:2007/03/19 00:50
留言者:鞍山戌利

小奀子
不要上網一直到深夜,除非奀太 (表情38)。否則他會揪住你耳朵拎你小辮子,甚至切斷電源拔掉網線。
(表情23) (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1818 )
日期:2007/03/19 17:41
留言者:小奀子

豬豬, 咁耐無見.......... (表情16)

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(表情24) 鞍山 (表情24) 橫戌, 點戍, 中空............明帽? (表情24)
(表情23) (表情24) (表情23) (表情24) (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1819 )
日期:2007/03/19 15:09
留言者:天竺葵
電郵:geranium_chan@yahoo.com.hk

我開始有d懷疑, 小奀子是個女的.......................... (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

唔係點會寫女人心情, 寫得咁淋漓淋致

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1820 )
日期:2007/03/19 15:53
留言者:qq仔

唔怪得佢有豬尾啦! (沉思)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1821 )
日期:2007/03/19 17:44
留言者:小奀子

(大哭) (大哭) (大哭)
小奀子係貓, 唔係花貓...... (大哭)
(大哭) (大哭) (大哭)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1822 )
日期:2007/03/19 18:04
留言者:天竺葵
電郵:geranium_chan@yahoo.com.hk

小奀子乖乖地,唔好喊!
西C姨姨呵番............
其實貓同花貓都係貓,有乜分別,只要係好貓咪得囉!

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1823 )
日期:2007/03/19 21:46
留言者:小奀子

無分別..........?
妳試下當妳地 d 花貓洗緊手嘅時候,
有隻貓唔覺意撞咗入尼, 睇下妳地 d 花貓會點?
返唔返得出去真係好大問題,
就算返得出尼, 小奀子睇怕都唔多認............. (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1824 )
日期:2007/03/19 23:48
留言者:v

小奀子,
如果你入錯洗手間, 我响度尼..我一定諗到辦法救你架~ 我會幫你五分鍾變身, 好似咁..
滿意嗎? 咁你咪可以全身而退囉~ (表情30) (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1825 )
日期:2007/03/29 15:13
留言者:小奀子

沙灘靚女走光................了 ! (表情32)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1826 )
日期:2007/03/29 23:04
留言者:沙灘茂利


(表情23) (表情23) (表情23)

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Re: 奀二爺的夢囈 ( No.1827 )
日期:2007/04/02 11:36
留言者:小奀子

唔好心急, 逐條逐條睇, 答 o左先睇埋下面.............如估唔係就唔好挽架喇...... (表情21)

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Attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!









Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!







Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

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